Unquoted Quotes from Quotable People

“…and Some OTHER SHIT I’VE HEARD:

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“Haaaaaaaaaii !! [(now, spread your fingers and...) CLAP!!
Bhagwaan tera bhala karey (CLAP CLAP!!)
Aaj to fffraaiday hai Meri Jaan;

Jumne ka Chumha to Dede!! (CLAP CLAP!!!)
Nahin? (hmmph)...

To chhod phir (CLAP!)

Accha Sssaaeksi! Jaaney se pehle dus rupeh to detey jaa, 'Boni' kar dey", [Indignant (CLAP!!!)]

Babli,

(A eunuch working a traffic intersection in south Delhi)

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“Why do dogs lick their own balls?”

….bacause they CAN!

Meeeee !!

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“People are the way they are because of where they’ve been…”

(ex-Boss)

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“..you just kiss so damn well…”

someone… to Me….. !

(Yes, yes… I know. I’m a smug S.O.B.)

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“Your Songs are Like your Children… Aren’t they?

You always want EVERYONE to… ‘Approve’ of Them…”

Monica Dogra (‘Shaa’ir’ of SHAA’IR + FUNC) @ a gig recently.