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An Exercise in Linguistic Flexibility and Colloquialisms:

In Delhi, Facebook, Fb, Ganja, Humour, I, India, Marijuana, Medicine, Music, Things that Piss Me Off !, Uncategorized, Wordplay, You on July 23, 2009 at 10:43 pm

First Word: “Gray”

(the colour)

Second word:

“Market” (a gathering of traders)

…and dee Final Word izzz:

“SHOE !”

(?!?)

General reaction in the audience =

‘Haaain?’,

‘Come again?’,

‘… seems to have lost it, doesn’t he?’

..Yesh, yeshbut…

…usshabutt-lishun-tumee…

Repeat these 3 words together (if you can), really Fast. again and again

(you know, something like that “she sells sea shells…” thing)

Graymarketshoe

Graymarketshoe!

Graymarketshoe!!

Gray.. Marketshoe !!!

Now practice this lil’ tongue exercise* (for linguistic proficiency, of course), until you can say it with the fluency of a sneeze!

Try it on every Sardar you’re fortunate enough to meet in your lives.

Or – if you don’t like me very much – at a convention of hard-headed Indian fundamentalists from anywhere in the world.

– You learn something new Every Day!

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*Especially if you’re a white guy who finds himself getting into a cab with a turbanned-Indian driver, at JFK, or Heathrow, or … heck, probably even the moon by now…

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  1. hain? does seem to have lost it…
    grey marketeer? did i get it?

    *rushes off for a cup of coffee to clear brain after sleepless night*

  2. Yes you did get it, you lil’ “angel” you

    😉

  3. I STILL havent got it you know

  4. 🙂 Ok

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