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Guess I’m Not as Eloquent as I Thought…

In Life on August 24, 2009 at 5:43 am

“Love; a little bit of Vaseline on the camera lens of life.”

Heard this somewhere a while ago and repeated (or rather, loosely quoted) it to someone else…

(I’m not sure but I think there might just have been some Old Monk involved)

… but it came out sounding more to the effect of “Tumhari gaand maarni chahiye!”

(You need your butt fucked !!)

Shocked

I wonder sometimes if I’ll EVER be able to open my mouth without my tongue falling over itself and landing on its ass…

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  1. And… another ass statement.

  2. the answer to the last question?
    is no.
    if you did, you wouldnt be you!

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