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How’s this…

In Bullshit, Gay, Humour, Rights, Sex, Wordplay on August 28, 2010 at 4:47 pm

as a cool name for a gay boxer?

FruitPunch!!

Accha, Yeh Sunno…

In Delhi, English, Guitar, I, India, Just the Music Please..., Men, Music, New Delhi, New Delhi, India, Sex, Women, You on August 31, 2009 at 4:02 am

(Listen…)

Nice, hunh?

Junkyard Groove…

In Bullshit, Delhi, Ego, Guitar, Humour, I, India, Just the Music Please..., Life, Men, Music, New Delhi, New Delhi, India, Sex, Sexes, Things that Piss Me Off !, Women, Wordplay, You on August 30, 2009 at 5:43 am

is Playing In Delhi Today !!

…and because I KNOW that a sizeable number of you “lurkers” (who don’t even have the decency to say “Hi”) are from Delhi, I just wanted to say:

“COME!

(to Mocha Bar @ Nehru Place, tonight)”

PS: and THEY ROCKED !!

(You Liked?

then Go HERE:

http://www.gimmesound.com/JunkyardGroove/

… and Download EVERY-SINGLE-ONE of Their Songs !!

FOR FREE !!

(you cheapshit)

๐Ÿ˜›

They make Real money for what Costs-You-Nothing but exploiting Your Own Good-Taste-In-Music)

“Folk You!”

๐Ÿ˜€

“Yes, I CAN Sound Like a LOT of Other People…

In Bullshit, Ego, English, Human Rights, Humour, I, India, Life, Men, Rights, Sex, Sexes, Things that Piss Me Off !, Women, Wordplay, You on August 29, 2009 at 12:03 pm

but does that make me a schizo/psycho/sociopath,

… or just another comedian?”

“Why…

In Bullshit, Ego, English, Humour, I, India, Just the Music Please..., Life, Men, Sex, Sexes, Things that Piss Me Off !, Women, Wordplay, You on August 29, 2009 at 3:15 am

… are all the Women I acknowledge “liking” the ones who are Too-Shy-to Say -“Hi” ?


… and the ones I “Fall-for” the ones who do?

(?!?)”

PS: AND.. Yes (Motherfucker!) “Webster-ki-Aulaad !!!”, I Sodomise English on a very regular basis starting (And ENDing)

:p

…sentences with the word “And”…

SMUG ๐Ÿ™‚

Your “Schlong of Happiness”…

In Bullshit, Guitar, Humour, I, India, Just the Music Please..., Life, Music, Sex, Women, Wordplay, You on August 29, 2009 at 2:03 am

Here’s a shot of Viagra for your own (to be very ‘Zen’ about it) “Schlong of Happiness”…

Self-depreciation…

In Bullshit, Ego, Humour, I, Life, Marijuana, Men, Music, Rights, Sex, Sexes, Things that Piss Me Off !, Uncategorized, Wordplay, You on August 11, 2009 at 4:45 am

is always a better tool for honestly communicating a message, than any witty insult…

Chivalry is…

In Bullshit, Delhi, Ego, Ganja, Gay, Human Rights, Humour, I, India, Life, Marijuana, Medicine, Men, Music, New Delhi, Rights, Sex, Sexes, Things that Piss Me Off !, Uncategorized, Women, Wordplay, You on July 31, 2009 at 3:44 pm

…knowing when to shut up and give a Woman the last word.

Am I Gay?

In Delhi, Gay, Human Rights, Humour, India, Life, Men, New Delhi, Rights, Sex, Uncategorized, Women on July 16, 2009 at 2:32 am

Am I Gay?
Why… I always thought I was a straight man, but
Yes! I guess…
I’m a sexual Homo (Sapien),
“A lesbian trapped in a Man’s body”,
In fact, here’s the God-honest truth,
I’m a full-blown transexual,
A she-male, if you will,
Do ya Wanna’ see my thingy?
๐Ÿ˜€
Why… hmm,
I always thought I was straight, but
Yes!
I guess…
I’m a sexual Homo (sapien),
a “lesbian trapped in a man’s body”.
In fact, here’s the God-honest truth,
I’m a full-blown transexual!
a tranny, “she-male” if you will.
D’ya wanna’ see my thingy?
๐Ÿ˜€

Men DON’T ask for directions…

In Humour, Life, Men, Sex, Women on July 15, 2009 at 7:49 am

Most women would agree; based on the popularity of the infamous “Men don’t ask for directions” joke.

It’s true. And it’s because Men don’t like asking too many questions.ย We always think we know better. Only some of us really do, but we’d rather keep on going than actually have to ask someone for directions.

Well, the truth is, we’re not actually afraid of asking for directions; it’s actually an ego thing.

When we look for someone to ask directions from, we’d rather look for an older person (most people do let their ego-guard down around the elderly), or a child (no ego-threat there), or better still… a Woman ๐Ÿ™‚

A woman would be ideal (to ask directions from, of course), because it’s a double-whammy; we get to look at something nice, and get directions at the same time – and obviously there’s no ego involved because we ALWAYS know better than you. Just that in this particular situation; you seem to be from around here, so you might know the area better.

Think about it ladies, how many times has a guy started a “conversation” with:

“Are you from around here?” ย or “Excuse me, but do you know where…?”

:p

TESTICULAR DISCLAIMER:

Since some of my posts do (and will continue to do so) include MY OWN OPINIONS on the differences between the sexes and OTHER CONTROVERTIAL subjects; I would like to include a permanent addendumdum-didum:

I am an egoistic, chauvinistic, fat-headed MAN with strong opinions. They might seem like over-generalisation at times, and I readily admit to that. How else would they turn out be true (to some degree or the other) of everyone, without factoring in some degree of variance?