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How’s this…

In Bullshit, Gay, Humour, Rights, Sex, Wordplay on August 28, 2010 at 4:47 pm

as a cool name for a gay boxer?

FruitPunch!!

Now where the Hell is that Valium…

In Bullshit, Humour, I, India, Just the Music Please..., Life, Medicine, Men, New Delhi, New Delhi, India, Women, Wordplay, You on September 1, 2009 at 7:33 am

I hasn’t slept in eleventysix hours now…

(that’s approximately three days and nights in your Earth time, human)

Whole buckets of beer and umm… ‘ciggarettes’ *THAT* big! – Manali gaye ho? – haven’t been able to put me down yet,

And I’m STILL Friggin’ WIRED !!!

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Random Song(s) For The Day

AndyMcKee – ‘Drifting’

Vaaairry Switt, no?…

that style of guitar playing is called “acoustic fingerstyle” and was pioneered by guys like Preston Reed (Watch him playing ‘Ladies Night’ down below…)

I really got into and started studying up on it about a year or so ago…

Now bas, class phinnissssss.

Chal Phut.

Junkyard Groove…

In Bullshit, Delhi, Ego, Guitar, Humour, I, India, Just the Music Please..., Life, Men, Music, New Delhi, New Delhi, India, Sex, Sexes, Things that Piss Me Off !, Women, Wordplay, You on August 30, 2009 at 5:43 am

is Playing In Delhi Today !!

…and because I KNOW that a sizeable number of you “lurkers” (who don’t even have the decency to say “Hi”) are from Delhi, I just wanted to say:

“COME!

(to Mocha Bar @ Nehru Place, tonight)”

PS: and THEY ROCKED !!

(You Liked?

then Go HERE:

http://www.gimmesound.com/JunkyardGroove/

… and Download EVERY-SINGLE-ONE of Their Songs !!

FOR FREE !!

(you cheapshit)

😛

They make Real money for what Costs-You-Nothing but exploiting Your Own Good-Taste-In-Music)

“Folk You!”

😀

“Yes, I CAN Sound Like a LOT of Other People…

In Bullshit, Ego, English, Human Rights, Humour, I, India, Life, Men, Rights, Sex, Sexes, Things that Piss Me Off !, Women, Wordplay, You on August 29, 2009 at 12:03 pm

but does that make me a schizo/psycho/sociopath,

… or just another comedian?”

To the Cops Who L(u)nded Up at My Place Last Night:

In Bullshit, Ego, Human Rights, Humour, I, India, Life, Men, New Delhi, New Delhi, India, Things that Piss Me Off !, Women, Wordplay, You on August 29, 2009 at 11:56 am

MAA CHUDDAO !!!

You really don’t have anything better to do?

“Yes !!

I Do play my Music Too Loud…

Cos’ it just Sounds-Better-That-Way !!!”

“Why…

In Bullshit, Ego, English, Humour, I, India, Just the Music Please..., Life, Men, Sex, Sexes, Things that Piss Me Off !, Women, Wordplay, You on August 29, 2009 at 3:15 am

… are all the Women I acknowledge “liking” the ones who are Too-Shy-to Say -“Hi” ?


… and the ones I “Fall-for” the ones who do?

(?!?)”

PS: AND.. Yes (Motherfucker!) “Webster-ki-Aulaad !!!”, I Sodomise English on a very regular basis starting (And ENDing)

:p

…sentences with the word “And”…

SMUG 🙂

Your “Schlong of Happiness”…

In Bullshit, Guitar, Humour, I, India, Just the Music Please..., Life, Music, Sex, Women, Wordplay, You on August 29, 2009 at 2:03 am

Here’s a shot of Viagra for your own (to be very ‘Zen’ about it) “Schlong of Happiness”…

Self-depreciation…

In Bullshit, Ego, Humour, I, Life, Marijuana, Men, Music, Rights, Sex, Sexes, Things that Piss Me Off !, Uncategorized, Wordplay, You on August 11, 2009 at 4:45 am

is always a better tool for honestly communicating a message, than any witty insult…

Chivalry is…

In Bullshit, Delhi, Ego, Ganja, Gay, Human Rights, Humour, I, India, Life, Marijuana, Medicine, Men, Music, New Delhi, Rights, Sex, Sexes, Things that Piss Me Off !, Uncategorized, Women, Wordplay, You on July 31, 2009 at 3:44 pm

…knowing when to shut up and give a Woman the last word.

An Exercise in Linguistic Flexibility and Colloquialisms:

In Delhi, Facebook, Fb, Ganja, Humour, I, India, Marijuana, Medicine, Music, Things that Piss Me Off !, Uncategorized, Wordplay, You on July 23, 2009 at 10:43 pm

First Word: “Gray”

(the colour)

Second word:

“Market” (a gathering of traders)

…and dee Final Word izzz:

“SHOE !”

(?!?)

General reaction in the audience =

‘Haaain?’,

‘Come again?’,

‘… seems to have lost it, doesn’t he?’

..Yesh, yeshbut…

…usshabutt-lishun-tumee…

Repeat these 3 words together (if you can), really Fast. again and again

(you know, something like that “she sells sea shells…” thing)

Graymarketshoe

Graymarketshoe!

Graymarketshoe!!

Gray.. Marketshoe !!!

Now practice this lil’ tongue exercise* (for linguistic proficiency, of course), until you can say it with the fluency of a sneeze!

Try it on every Sardar you’re fortunate enough to meet in your lives.

Or – if you don’t like me very much – at a convention of hard-headed Indian fundamentalists from anywhere in the world.

– You learn something new Every Day!

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*Especially if you’re a white guy who finds himself getting into a cab with a turbanned-Indian driver, at JFK, or Heathrow, or … heck, probably even the moon by now…