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Posts Tagged ‘Straight’

How I KNOW that I’m “Going To HELL…”

In Just the Music Please..., Life, Music on August 27, 2009 at 3:00 am

… because I Found This Funny !!!

SING ALONG WITH ME NOW…

“Hush…

Little girl,
Sweet Baby,

Don’t Cry

Tonight…

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Guess I’m Not as Eloquent as I Thought…

In Life on August 24, 2009 at 5:43 am

“Love; a little bit of Vaseline on the camera lens of life.”

Heard this somewhere a while ago and repeated (or rather, loosely quoted) it to someone else…

(I’m not sure but I think there might just have been some Old Monk involved)

… but it came out sounding more to the effect of “Tumhari gaand maarni chahiye!”

(You need your butt fucked !!)

Shocked

I wonder sometimes if I’ll EVER be able to open my mouth without my tongue falling over itself and landing on its ass…

Why the Person You Chose to Spend your Life with is So Different from “You”

In Just the Music Please..., Life, Music on August 21, 2009 at 7:58 am

Listen to This “Happy” Song…

Do you notice how the drummer plays his stroke AFTER the rest of the band has their say?

It’s called a counter-balance…

It’s what keeps us “grounded”

It teaches us to “read between the lines”…

…and to appreciate the “silence-between-the-notes” in music…

Contemporary Indian Music

In Just the Music Please..., Life, Men, Music on August 21, 2009 at 7:02 am

…can be as sneaky as the oft-touted Indian rope trick, or as attractive an idea as the Kama Sutra…

This is Ashhar (TeddyBoyKill) and Samrat Bhardwaj; two friends (?) I’ve gained from my career (?!?) as a music promoter.

They’re also two of the most radical Indians I’d put forth as the face of Modern Indian Music...

… or this video for the same song.

the guy who sang that last song – Vishal Dadlani… (and you know the really cool thing about this dude?

… he actually steps off the stage and lets YOU shout into the mic every now and then, giving a random mosher his own “Rockstar Moment” at a gig)

…is the Voice of new Indians everywhere…

Watch Out Muh’Fukkaa’ !!!


Music is…

In Just the Music Please..., Life, Music on August 20, 2009 at 5:44 pm

… the healthiest drug in the world.

Random Song for the Day

…dedicated to This Lady

The EVIL that is… Vegetarianism !!!

In Bullshit, Ego, Human Rights, Humour, I, India, Life, Men, Rights, Things that Piss Me Off !, Women, You on August 14, 2009 at 2:22 am

Ok, let me sort through my audience right here and say DO NOT BOTHER READING THIS if you are:

  • An absolutely “carnivore-tolerant”-vegetarian-by-choice…
  • Someone who DOES NOT BELIEVE IN THE “THEORY” OF EVOLUTION…
  • A person lacking a sense of humour (tolerance/understanding/intelligence.. whatever)

…if not

Hehehe…

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Self-depreciation…

In Bullshit, Ego, Humour, I, Life, Marijuana, Men, Music, Rights, Sex, Sexes, Things that Piss Me Off !, Uncategorized, Wordplay, You on August 11, 2009 at 4:45 am

is always a better tool for honestly communicating a message, than any witty insult…

Enough Beer…

In Life on August 2, 2009 at 1:23 am

… and every guy starts thinking he’s single.

Am I Gay?

In Delhi, Gay, Human Rights, Humour, India, Life, Men, New Delhi, Rights, Sex, Uncategorized, Women on July 16, 2009 at 2:32 am

Am I Gay?
Why… I always thought I was a straight man, but
Yes! I guess…
I’m a sexual Homo (Sapien),
“A lesbian trapped in a Man’s body”,
In fact, here’s the God-honest truth,
I’m a full-blown transexual,
A she-male, if you will,
Do ya Wanna’ see my thingy?
😀
Why… hmm,
I always thought I was straight, but
Yes!
I guess…
I’m a sexual Homo (sapien),
a “lesbian trapped in a man’s body”.
In fact, here’s the God-honest truth,
I’m a full-blown transexual!
a tranny, “she-male” if you will.
D’ya wanna’ see my thingy?
😀